Being as that I’m not writing this from beyond the six feet pushing daisies, I survived Vegas! It was a blast of a weekend, it was such circus, so crazy it was Circus Circus (nudge nudge, wink wink, knowwhatImean?). On our first night we decided to start off at a buffet, because being a gluttonous American has its charms. The buffet was at the Paris hotel, however, as hard as it tired, I somehow knew I wasn’t in France. The idea of paiting the low ceilings like blue skies and clouds is insulting. For the designer to think that I’ll fall for that is just plane rude. (plane because I’m writing this from an airport) If anything, the horrendous ceilings make the space feel far more cramped. The line for the buffet was about 20 minutes, which wasn’t bad considering that we waited 45 for the lunch buffet at the Wynn two days later. I ate enough to make a saber-toothed tiger blush, and I don’t know if you’ve ever seen one of dem STT eat, but it’s a sight that would make a wooly mammoth blush, speaking of mammoth, I don’t care what the ski and snowboarding conditions are…so don’t tell me…hugs! After hemos comido, we made our way grabbing free drinks and picking up free players cards (with free money to gamble away). At the Mirage I made about $70 off of a free tener, which was fun. Nothing too excited else happened that night, we made our way around the strip.
The next day, we started out with the breaky buffet, because waist bands should be in the triple digits. Then on to some thrift stores, of which there are many, and many of quality. We had been put on a guest list for Blush, a club at the Wynn, but I lacked the appropriate clothes to be let in and then become the light that all the beautiful moths are drawn to. I got a chance to go to the Circus Circus gym and we got delicious pizza for dinner. We spent the first part of the evening losing money…wait check that…winning money. We had put money on the Clippers both Friday and Saturday, and they won, because they’re great, both nights. After we left the bookie (I feel so grown up saying that…and a little scared that I might get my legs broken) we just sat at a couple machines getting money and drinks before the club. By the time we got to the club I was up $200!! Thank you Vegas. To read about what happened in the club you must be 18 years of age or older, have proof of citizen (anywhere, location isn’t important) and have a valid credit card.
In my winning of $200 the night before, I had also earned enough points for free lunch buffet on Sunday. This one was at the Wynn and was by far the best food, in the best casino. Even though it was only about noon I still had pizza, sushi and plenty of deserts. Friday had rained, but Nevada gave us a beautiful Saturday, but come Sunday, Neveda had changed its mind and decided to rain on us, even harder. It rained all the way through the entire drive. We even had to stop in Barstow to buy new wipers because Beau’s old ones weren’t doing a very good job.
Now though, I find myself on my next advantage…BOISE!! Whamp whamp, what it do? what it do? I’m super excited, my last trip to Boise was only 2 nights and 3 days but this trip is 4 nights, 5 days. That’s casi twice as long. I had to stop in Pheonix for a couple of hours, and just like what I remember of Arizona, it was hot and brownish red…ergo, not my favorite.
This Boise trip is especially meaningful because I get to see Hailey, since March 2009 when she left for the peacecorps, and Sarah, now childed, since graduation. Since I’m sure we’re all a tinsy bit growed up, I know that I’ve grown up a least one Kelvin, it’ll be great to meet the new us.
Random Factoid: I haven’t wanted a dog in a long time, but now I really want one.
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